My GF Tried to Burn my Man Parts

So there I was naked, standing in the door way to the shower. She sat a few feet away in chair in front of the mirror about to straighten her hair…. Harmless it sounds, but it was a disaster in the making. So as we stood there talking, words of wit were exchanged per the usual manner of spatter we do. We reached the climax and end of the play, but she wasn’t satisfied… She waived the straightener at me with a forceful face, I said “try it…” she says to come closer.” I approach and present my giblits in the way we men do on occasion, our “here it is stance.” She proceeds to put the hair straightener closer and I of course laughed thinking she wouldn’t dare…. Her approach didn’t falter and near millimeters from my Peter I jumped back and  proclaimed, “That’s Fucked Up! Your Messed! Wtf!? WTF!?!?” Her chuckling in her chair just giveing a maddening look of glee that strikes terror into any man’s loins; “Serves you right” she says… I shut the door and cowering in the bathroom before showering.

About Hakarune

Trying live life on my terms now I love to travel and have been to a lot of the US, and want to see the whole world and learn every language I can.... I love humor and sarcasm and use them both all the time, to the point where some people hate me for it, but as they say "Like Father Like Son." My dad is awesome and I love him, I missed not having him around when I was growing up, but now I'm making up for lost time. My dad is like my best friend and is like me, just older and not as hansom. Though I've been called worse than him cause I don't filter what I say (at all) and I'm blunt, honest, and speak exactly what I think as well as am a sarcastic ass to the point of occasionally offending people without meaning to, but that's life. Live it and get over it, and make the best of what time you got, don't sweat the small things. View all posts by Hakarune

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